I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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