On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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