problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize