He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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