i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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