suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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