He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This house was built for laser tag.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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