I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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