My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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