I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I need to calm my uterus...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
