rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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