That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what if I'm pregnant?
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My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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