Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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