i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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