She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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