Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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