Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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