i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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