Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Drake has all the answers
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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