If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
