I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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