I've blown a few things in my day
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
When did angry sex become our thing?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I touched a dick in church today
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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