we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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