3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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