Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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