Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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