I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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