i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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