oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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