I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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