Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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