then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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