Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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