I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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