I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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