You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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