then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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