i think my tv is drunk
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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