You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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