never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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