That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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