The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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