they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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