Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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