At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
