You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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