Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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