Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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