you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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