you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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