Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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