Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

  (313): View more from Michigan

  You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

  (734): View more from Michigan

  They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go (313): You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf (734): They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense http://tfl.nu/1xi8
  Replies (2) Good night (1377) Bad night (616)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I want to walk on stilts...naked

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I want to walk on stilts...naked http://tfl.nu/tpp3
  Replies (14) Good night (1868) Bad night (522)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car? http://tfl.nu/kx3d
  Replies (10) Good night (3133) Bad night (594)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  i think i have two assholes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): i think i have two assholes http://tfl.nu/b4sn
  Replies (67) Good night (797) Bad night (4566)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..." http://tfl.nu/pg8j
  Replies (15) Good night (6391) Bad night (1093)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew. http://tfl.nu/ch0g
  Replies (8) Good night (7118) Bad night (1001)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together. http://tfl.nu/1f9e
  Replies (2) Good night (2952) Bad night (1205)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse... http://tfl.nu/ttob
  Replies (8) Good night (1052) Bad night (3219)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time. http://tfl.nu/840u
  Replies (17) Good night (1930) Bad night (879)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor http://tfl.nu/wvuf
  Replies (9) Good night (1562) Bad night (454)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower. http://tfl.nu/m2lh
  Replies (6) Good night (1893) Bad night (456)
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious. http://tfl.nu/r6bp
  Replies (4) Good night (887) Bad night (237)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received. (440): he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick. http://tfl.nu/0dsn
  Replies (10) Good night (1209) Bad night (318)
• Favorite

  (+66): View more from Thailand

  Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+66): Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special http://tfl.nu/nl3i
  Replies (0) Good night (629) Bad night (230)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude. http://tfl.nu/hykh
  Replies (0) Good night (333) Bad night (288)

Randomize