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(512): View more from Texas

it hurts more in the daytime

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

(651): View more from Minnesota

again?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.

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(573): View more from Missouri

So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.

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(586): View more from Michigan

In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?

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