I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
MIDGETS
????
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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