ADVERTISEMENT

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4

  Fav 8 1544 909

  share tweet
  

• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

  Fav 21 1174 4463

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (941): View more from Florida

  Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche

  Fav 50 2048 7085

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.

  Fav 3 2046 836

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.

  Fav 11 2037 890

  share tweet
  

• (563): View more from Iowa

  I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Beautiful, beautiful reality

  Fav 3 2319 811

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up

  Fav 4 884 1154

  share tweet
  

• (816): View more from Missouri

  Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7

  Fav 4 1291 592

  share tweet
  

• (815): View more from Illinois

  Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.

  Fav 2 1017 528

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (515): View more from Iowa

  Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.

  Fav 2 1438 702

  share tweet
  

• (425): View more from Washington

  Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household

  Fav 5 1220 604

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (760): View more from California

  Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.

  Fav 1 1030 460

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.

  Fav 2 571 233

  share tweet
  

• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible

  Fav 2 92 28

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (307): View more from Wyoming

  there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.

  Fav 0 31 1

  share tweet
  

Randomize