it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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