I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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